How's That For Conversation?

Best driving convo of life as of yet. Musu and I. Take one.

Self: "Oh my gosh, I really have to pee" (I always procrastinate my peeing so if I have to pee, it's kind of a big deal)

Musu: (whispers)"It's just in your mind"

Self: (screams at the top of her lungs) "Well it's about to be in my pants!"

Scene ends with explosive laughter from both parties. Great start to a great 3-day weekend.