Give Me A Break.

In a perfect world, Christmas break would be never ending and big girls named Angela Lynnette Auten would live at home with her mommy and daddy forever until Mr. Perfect or as Becky would dub him "MP" would come and sweep her off her feet and they would get married and live happily ever after. Instead, I have 4 more days in California with ideal weather until I have to return to BYU in Ewwtah and live with snow storms and douches named Fatty and other despicable boys and freeze my arse off daily. FMUL-Freak(not F*&@) My Utah Life. I'm already stressed about life when I get back there and I'm supposed to be on vacay now...what the crap is up with that? Let me just plan out some of my life when I get back to Ewwtah in case I forget things I was supposed to do and will be reminded when I thought I had done everything.

1. pay bills

2. buy groceries and get gas in my baby car

3. buy books and school supplies for new semester

4. get new mail key

5. buy shiz for Fatty's birthday (don't even ask me why I'm still being forced to participate in the dear child's birth-maybe he'll die before then and I'll get off easy but things like that never work in my behalf)

6. plan exercise and diet 

7. stick to above plan and lose excess weight (I've gained a good 10+ pounds since thanksgiving that i am not thankful for right now)

8. go join in Fatty's festivities even though I haven't seen him since he was a complete jerk to me.

9. try to relax before new semester starts (not very likely)

10. Try to have a great semester and spend time with friends that will be graduating soon and leaving me here (what will i do...seriously?)

11. prepare for EFY interview and get nerves out of my system.

12. keep a wicked awesome journal and blog when i have the time (aka less facie time)

13. burn old clothes and buy new ones.

14. make goals and aspirations list and hang up.

15. listen to music and remember to smile.

Think happy thoughts. That may be the single biggest challenge...ugh! I hope everyone has a good rest of the holidays and let's hope this new year will be freaking awesome! If not, just freaking kill me now.

Loves.