Monday, December 7, 2009

Dear Baby Gummy Bears,

If you continue to make me gain weight like no other, I will have to cut eating a carton of you a week...sad day right? (It has to be your fault and not just the ice cream, pizza, otter pops, dr. pepper and all the other crap foods I consume right?)I hope you see things my way so we can continue our serious relationship. Keep this on the DL, but you satisfy me way better than any man has and that's saying something.
Love, Miss Angela Lynnette

PS-No matter what I do, I CAN'T stop thinking about EJ (Fatty's new nickname since he's basically anorexic now)...why? Stupid boy. I hate his yellow jeep. I hate his perfectly toned body. I hate the way he thinks he's fat even though he lives at the gym. I hate the perfect smile he has. I hate the way he says my phrases (only I can say "that's cute" and roll my eyes in my uber girly voice)...I wish all the hates were true but I REALLY love all those things about him...F. 

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