"Kids are Just Drawn to me. It's Something that I'm Blessed With"

Today I'm walking in to go do my volunteering and there's this black kid in the hallway so obviously he has to be my new favorite right. If he wasn't then, he was after we had the following conversation:

Adorable Black Child (ABC): Hi.

Self: Hi.

ABC: Are you a new teacher here?

Self: No, I'm just helping out but I'll be a teacher one day. Should I work here?

ABC: Yeah!

Dear ABC, you warmed my heart and I wanted to steal you and make you my child but resisted since that's not illegal or anything. I would never want to teach at that school and if I did , it would be for you. Kids are just the dang cutest and they make my life sometimes. It's a good thing since I'll be dealing with them everyday for the rest of forever.