Nakie Nails.

I hate them! I need to paint them stat. Also, I got the most darling present at YW last night. I'll have to picture it and post it.

I Got...

Actually I just got a smart phone. I found out why them call them smart phones. You basically have to be genius to figure some of that stuff out. At least I know how to text, take pictures, make phone calls and delete the 2378523 billion notifications that I get. One day, I plan on figuring out why it randomly beeps at me for no apparent reason. Thanksgiving was fab besides the fact that I didn't eat turkey, drink Martinelli's, or see my Pasc and Los and Tiggy Rache. Black Friday shopping was fabulous. We pretty much got everything we sought (I feel so biblical using this word) except my chopper thing and the highly sought after iTunes cards in purple.

Lots of Little Flurries.

My parents and I got caught in a snowstorm last night...no bueno. I feared for my life all the drive long.

HP 7.1

The latest Harry Potter was so good even though I was scared through half of the movie. I love me some HP. In the spirit of thanks...

Gracias JK for allowing to pick up one of your books and transport my muggle self somewhere far away and wish BYU would give me at least 5 of the conveniences that Hogwarts has.

Confession for J Name #112:

So let's just make that happen before I:
Akay? K Thanks Bye,

Lalynn

Rouge.

I want her hair right now in black please. This makes me want to do the cool celeb thing and get a bright wig and rock it all the time.

Que Mango!

Who is my newest celeb lover? Bruno Mars. Why did I not know how gorg he is? It's a good thing I watched his music video (BTW: darling music video) and was like is that him? Gee wiz kids.

Time to Upgrade.

So basically I've wanted an iPhone since they came out and everything was perfect about it except one little detail: I had to switch to AT&T. As much as I wanted an iPhone, I couldn't dare betray my beloved Verizon Wireless! My whole family pretty much has Verizon too and I didn't want to waste all my minutes talking to those I loved despite how totally worth it, it would be. So I picked a sucky Verizon and lived on. Then Verizon got awesome phones and I still had a year and a half until I could upgrade. Finally in May my upgrade day had come but I no longer cared about it. I had heard rumors about Verizon getting an iPhone and about died about the lovely marriage that would be. Only it never happened so last night I discovered this little baby:

Hello wannabe iPhone that will soon be mine. Too bad it was $200. Way too bad that even with my upgrade discount, it will still be $150...suck right? I decided to ask for that as a Christmas present. Today I decided to google this phone and found out that on black friday, I could get it for $1...umm, yes please! I will be in line on Thanksgiving if that's what it takes to get my hands on this baby and have a very early merry christmas to myself. If I can't score one, I will cry myself to sleep until Christmas morning when Santa brings me one. Good thing I've been so nice this year.

One Day...

My kitchen will be as adorable as this minus the bright blue walls. Those kind of give me a headache.

Hungry Much?

Sometimes I eat healthy (I hate how it takes like 10 hours to get all the pom arils out and 5 minutes to eat an entire bowlful),

and other times not so healthy. (We won't discuss how I ate half of this pizza minus the crust by myself. I was one of the only things I ate all day so I will use that to justify my fatness. Also this pizza was the bomb.)
Tomorrow's eats include an Indian dinner party and buttermilk brownies...enough stomach growling for the day. Oh, and I want EJ again...shocker.

Can't Stop This.

So tonight, I was bored out of my mind and craving pizza so on my way to the market, I called Musu who didn't pick up and then I called Vish to see what they were doing. Vish was at the theater buying tickets to see the new Denzel movie with Raylene and asked if I wanted to go. I usually refuse to go but when I was on cinemark earlier during the day, I saw it and wanted to see it so I said yes. It was a pretty good movie. We made plans to go see the new Harry Potter that comes out next week...holy pee my pants excited!

Since I had abandoned my pizza making plans, I decided to go get the supplies since I would most likely crave it tomorrow. Vish wanted to go to Hooters after seeing Denzel's daughters as Hooters workers in the movie but I wanted to go home but suggested the hot springs instead. We went home and got Musu and drove out there and when we got there, it was fenced off and said private property...biggest letdown ever! We were all bummed so we went to McDonald's and got some prime snackage and headed back to Provo and told some great stories along the way. Car rides with the foreigns make for great stories no matter where you go. Tomorrow they want to play racquetball so I'll probably tag along and watch.

M&Mmm's.

Lately I have been a little obsessed with M&M's. It all started when I bought them for some of my nieces and nephews for Halloween and I stole a snack pack that had 7 of the little devils inside. Those were gone in less than 30 seconds and I still craved them. The next time I went to the market, I saw them and the craving kicked my stomach until I bought a small bag at the register. That bag lasted less than 24 hours and I wanted more? I tried to remind myself that I don't like chocolate and M&M's contained chocolate the last time i checked. My body has been in denial about this fact and still wants more candy coated chocolately goodness. Tomorrow I'm headed to Target and I might get a medium or maybe just get a large bag and get my body sick off them once and for all. I don't even know who I am nowadays...cray.

I Suck at Uploading Photos.

Once upon a time (like 2 years ago), you could bet that I would be the first person to go to an event, come home and have new facebook pictures up all tagged with fab captions by the time you got home. Now not so much. This may have to do with the fact that I never take pictures anymore on my digicam and that my camera cord has just been unpacked since the last time I used it in June. Here's some highlights from October and this month that I've actually taken pictures of:

One of the many loves of my life, Mr. Jason DeRulo. The concert was fab and even though we got pulled over later, it was worth it. I love that Kamil thinks JR is such a manwhore but he loves B.o.B because he reads Japanese comics...go figure.
Brunch at Cracker Barrel with the foreigns and friends. It makes me wish I grew up in the south eating food like that besides the fact that I would be fatter than a house.
Proof that besides the fact that they rarely talk my young women do love me. I got stickers and a bookmark because I'm so cool.
Deer stalking before mutual. They totally freak me out in person but I was safe in my car. I still remember how I've almost hit 2 by the Playboy Mansion because they just stand in the middle of the road and expect you to let them just chill there.
Snow. It's supposed to like major snow tomorrow but I'm hoping it won't but in case it does, I'm headed to the market early in the AM to get food for the week just in case.

Can We Slow Down Please?

Remember how we just had halloween barely and then all of a sudden...

BAM, November! We're already 8 days into it...gasp! The 6th was my dear nephew Pasc' 14th birthday. I might as well we his grandma I feel so dang old. That's cool though. Old grandma's rock and I'm going to be a black grandma with a white accent...slight failure but maybe I'll get a black accent yet in my old years. At least that's my goal. One of many. It was like November 1st made it okay for every store in America to forget Thanksgiving and move right on into Christmas. You can't walk into a craft store without it looking like Santa and his elves barfed Christmas on aisle 2 and every other aisle for that matter. I love me some Christmas but I haven't even taken some legit fall pictures. Mind you I've totally slacked and now the leaves are falling off like no other so tomorrow I intend on photographing after doing other business before the trees are completely naked until spring again. The best part about this November you ask...
Harry James Freaking Potter Movie numero 7 part 1. I'm so excited I might wee my pants a little bit.

Pictures from here.

Just Remember...

And if you're not happy, come be my friend or at least fake it until you make it.

ps-smiling and laughing totally help improve anything.

Transporting to Jamaica Now.

I love how Bob Marley's music just sounds like summer on the beach and driving with the windows down on an open road. Love it.

Suck on That.

I love that the hotel my parents stays at has these suckers in their lobby and they probably hate my fam because we like rape the jar of them. They used to have them at Costco and we always got them in Hawaii and now they only have them in secret places like this magical hotel and on the "interweb" and Vish likes to call the internet and act like he was the genius that came up with that word along with 35273 other ones.

I love this sign. I will frame it in my future home and proceed to bake a cake or something marvelous at least once a week because I rock like that. Speaking of baking, I've already decided that my weekend menu will consist of buttermilk brownies and icy cold milk...yummers.